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Every week we talk through or about an awful awful movie. We have still not watched Weekend At Bernies. Sorry. Send us questions and request! @moviesplatcast moviesplatpodcast@gmail.com

Episodes

  1. Resident Evil: Afterlife (Commentary Track) Released 20 Jan 2017 So it's come to this then has it? The 3D Resident Evil movie in all its outdated glory, and this came out 2010 for godsake. We continue our crawl through the Resident Evil fi...
  2. Assassin's Creed - Episode 42 Released 8 Jan 2017 Thank God 2016 is over! Let's watch...Assassin's Creed. Oh God noooo. We talk in depth about the latest video game travesty of a film. Spoilers abound so don't say we didn't ...
  3. MovieSplat Commentary - Jack Reacher Released 14 Dec 2016 Pair of Jacks! We did not do this on purpose. This is from at least October, so apologies for any inaccuracies or things that are not topical in anyway. Actually we shoul...
  4. Episode 41 - Jack Frost (Not the CGI Michael Keaton one) Released 14 Dec 2016 The title says it all. Wait no it doesn't. This week we feel the Christmas Spirit as we discuss the surely cult classic B-Movie mess that is Jack Frost. He's a mutant Snowma...
  5. Episode 40 - Knowing Released 23 Nov 2016 A return to our usually scheduled programming, and our usually scheduled actor. Nic Cage is back in front of our beautiful eyes for the 2008 Sci-Fi mystery about predicting disa...
  6. Episode 39 - Nine Lives Released 18 Nov 2016 We're back and it's an ALL NEW (not really) format. We discuss the prequel to the hit Netflix series House of Cards. Where Kevin Spacey learns how to be a cat...by being a cat.....
  7. Episode 38 - Terminator Woman Released 9 Oct 2016 Yes, this exists. This is a film that happened. Words cannot do Terminator Woman justice...which is good because any words I might use might get me kicked in the face. Buy i...
  8. Episode 37 - Future Sport Released 2 Oct 2016 Oh my goodness, oh my damn another podcast have we gone mental? Quite possibly but not as much as Wesley Snipes presumably, that's right we're watching an early 2000s film about...
  9. Episode 36 - The Purge: Anarchy Released 30 Sep 2016 Yeah...the same as before. Recorded in July, very sorry, hope you enjoy. Follow us @MovieSplatCast and tell us how late we are, or recommendations or what you'd like to see f...
  10. Episode 35 - The Purge Released 30 Sep 2016 We're back! Have an episode recorded in July. We're very sorry. We watched both Purge films in anticipation for the new one that came out in August. We're sorry again. Fo...
  11. Episode 34 - Daredevil (Director's Cut and Dance Choreography) Released 28 Jul 2016 Oh my word it's been so long since our last venture into podcastery...podcastitued....podcasts! And well you can see why, Blind Batfleck and bald Colin Farrell equals sad pe...
  12. Episode 33 - Ripper Released 1 Jul 2016 Long time, no talk about awful movies hey? Ah well here's a brand new commentary track! We're sorry in advance. Ever wonder what Scream would be like if it was terrible? Well...
  13. Episode 32 - The Beast Of Boggy Creek 2: The Legend Continues Released 7 Jun 2016 Wow...We've been gone a while haven't we? Well at least you can enjoy what is possibly the worst film ever made and listen to the three morons who went insane trying to watch it...
  14. Episode 31: Captain America: Civil War Released 6 Jun 2016 Our 2nd episode and it's another superhero movie! Boy we do enjoy those adventurous superheroes and their politics! This time we review Robert Downey Jr. being sad whilst Ca...
  15. Episode 30 - The Shepherd (with Special Guest) Released 9 May 2016 There is no description I can give for The Shepherd that would sound sane, so let's put it this way, Rowdy Roddy Piper carries a 6 foot cross in the first 5 minutes. Interested?...
  16. Episode 29 - Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice Review Released 9 May 2016 Listen to us discuss all things Batfleck and Super...Cavill (?) and more importantly Laurence Fishburne. Or alternatively watch it all unfold here: https://www.youtube.com...
  17. Episode 28 - Cyborg 3 Released 12 Apr 2016 Recycle you sh**!!! That's the opposite of the moral of this movie, which is the third in a series of Cyborg movies that we never knew existed. Also Malcolm McDowell for 20 ...
  18. Episode 27 - Slashers Released 26 Mar 2016 Want to listen to what happens when people go insane watching a B-Movie? Well you've come to the right place! This week we watch Slashers which is about serial killers and p...
  19. Episode 26: World War Z Released 15 Mar 2016 Hey look at that we can watch a normal film everyone has heard of! Shame it's World War Z though, but you can have everything. Listen with or without watching the cgi zombie rid...
  20. Episode 25 : Ghostquake Released 29 Feb 2016 Ghostquake! The lesser known ScyFy film no one wanted to see! This one has Danny Trejo and Charisma Carpenter as stars, guess how long they're in it!!! We talk though how ter...
  21. Episode 24: Braindead Released 4 Feb 2016 Hello! We're back again with another zombie flick. This time we delve into none other than Peter Jackson's past and find out that he is in fact goddamn insane. If you have n...
  22. Episode 23 - Armageddon (Not That One) Released 27 Jan 2016 Well we continue our awful look at the Great Sci-Fi DVD box (only 2 more to go) and found a familiar name. Fortunately this didn't have early 00s Ben Affleck and Michael Bay dir...
  23. Episode 22 - Hateful Eight Review (Uncut and Spoilerific) Released 17 Jan 2016 Ok so full disclosure. We started to watch a film called 'Ghost Machine' it was very very boring so we gave up and instead started discussing a small indie movie called 'The Hat...
  24. Episode 21 - Resident Evil: Apocalypse Released 17 Jan 2016 We're doing the Resident Evil films in reverse chronological order starting with the third one. It makes no sense to us either, however here's Resident Evil: Apocalypse, the sec...
  25. Episode 20 - John Wick Released 3 Jan 2016 Happy 2016 everyone! We hope you all had a gudden! We decided to treat ourselves over the Christmas period by watching a good movie for a change. Here it is Keanu Reeves in John...
  26. Episode 19 - Omega Cop Released 21 Dec 2015 He's the toughest cop alive...He's the only cop alive!!! Join Neil, Will and Joe as they try to understand the previous sentence and also wrap their head around an apocalyps...
  27. Episode 18 - Alien Intruder Released 10 Dec 2015 Attempting to find a fun, new movie that doesn't suck is difficult. So here's a 1990's Sci-Fi film we found starring Billy Dee Williams as an old tired man...in space. This is o...
  28. Episode 17: Pay The Ghost Released 2 Dec 2015 We had to. Nicolas Cage stars in the latest film about a man far too old to plausibly play a character, run around and do actiony things when he's supposed to be in a horror...
  29. Lady in the Water Released 23 Nov 2015 So instead of bringing you brand new content, we're bringing....more content! This time we review the career of M Night Shymalalaymannayman and more importantly his first big fl...
  30. Season of the Witch Released 23 Nov 2015 Remember us? We've been busy trying to make fun things happen...and quite possibly failing at that. How until then we watch another failure, Season of the Witch. Starring Ron Pe...
  31. In The Name Of The King (Uwe Boll Round 2) - Audio Commentary Released 8 Nov 2015 Uwe Boll has still not answered our...I mean Will's call to fight him. So in order to coax him out of his directing shell we talk through his Game of Thrones/Lord of the Rings p...
  32. From Beyond - Audio Commentary Released 31 Oct 2015 HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! We kind of failed in our 31 films but we got close! So to wrap it all off here's our grossed out commentary of HP Lovecraft's From Beyond starring ...
  33. The Martian - MovieSplat Review Released 23 Oct 2015 SPOILER WARNING - We spoil everything around the 12 minute mark of this review. We're taking a break from horror to review Ridley Scott's The Martian, starring Matt Damon wh...
  34. Splatter - Audio Commentary Released 20 Oct 2015 Happy middle of October! We hope you've been having the scariest of scary months and we'd like to continue out contribution to the cause. With our 16th installment of #ScarySpla...
  35. House of the Dead - Audio Commentary Released 12 Oct 2015 Our second #ScarySplat commentary comes courtesy of mocking Uwe Boll's incredibly awful House of the Dead. We've heard Uwe will fight anyone that bad-mouths his films, and w...
  36. Resident Evil: Extinction - Audio Commentary Released 7 Oct 2015 Happy October everyone! And welcome to our first #ScarySplat commentary. Over this month we're watching 31 horror films so be sure to subscribe and follow us for the latest a...
  37. Left Behind aka The VelociRapture - Audio Commentary Released 30 Sep 2015 The big one! Celebrate Podcast Day in style...by listening to morons talk over a Nicholas Cage film about sinners and religion! I can't think of a better way to be honest. Fo...
  38. Land of the Dead - Audio Commentary Released 30 Sep 2015 Yes number 2 your eyes do not decieve you! Our second podcast of the evening! Happy Podcast Day! We are too generous, we know. Neil, Will and Joe jump straight into their fou...
  39. Children of the Living Dead - Audio Commentary Released 30 Sep 2015 Happy Podcast Day! We're celebrating by...watching the worst zombie film ever! Horray! We power our way through the Tom Savini-less hour and Tom Savini-full 15 minutes of Chi...
  40. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Audio Commentary Released 23 Sep 2015 So here it is a super group discussion of the....League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Oh man. Sean Connery impressions abound, but stick with it and we get into the ideals of ...
  41. Van Helsing (2004) - Audio Commentary Released 17 Sep 2015 Neil, Will and Joe talk through the CGI ridden monster mash that is Stephen Sommers' Van Helsing. At least it's fun, if nothing else. Wait nope, there's nothing else. We're f...
  42. MovieSplat Reviews: 2015 So Far. Released 14 Sep 2015 Neil, Will and Joe discuss everything 2015 in film up to and unfortunately including this summer's blockbusters, a rant about Sinister 2 and a new film idea about werewolves in ...
  43. Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Audio Commentary Released 9 Sep 2015 The second part of our Zommbentary (patent not pending) we discuss/rant/talk through how green Zach Snyder's Dawn remake is. Tweet us @moviesplatcast Email us at moviesplatp...
  44. Day of the Dead - Audio Commentary Released 1 Sep 2015 We're live! Well sort of! The first podcast brought to you by the not-so-fine guys at MovieSplat, Neil, Joe & Will sit and talk through George A. Romero's cult classic D...